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I love the new ‘Blackberry Boys’ TVC from Vodafone. It’s amazing how Rajiv Rao and team at Ogilvy manage to get it right time and time again!
I decided to help them out by composing a little ditty for the iPhone 4 launch:

We wear suede shoes, we wait in queues,
We worship Steve Jobs, that we cannot lie …

{Begin chorus}
We’re the Apple Fan Boys.
We’re the Apple Fan Boys …
We’re the Apple Fan Boys.
{End Chorus}

We play games on retina display, with 326 dpi,
No Android can ever, beat the iOS GUI ..

{Chorus}

Camera, Flash and Gyro, so many new features,
Did you know FaceTime works over wifi …

{Chorus}

If you have a Nokia, sorry we can’t be friends anymore,
Least you can do is visit an iStore nearby ..

{Chorus}